WHY TWILIGHT SUX


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1. It just does
2. This paper is not large enough to fill all the reasons
3. Edward is a stalker
4. Jacob is depressed 
5. PEDOPHILE
6. Suicidal messages
7. Vegetarian Vampires?!
8. There is a website with merchandise
9. Am girl said so
10. J boy said so
11. D boy said so


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12. It doesn't have a catchy tune
13. Bella is a whore 
14. Harry Potter Rulez (yah!)
15. Twilight doesn't have puppet pals (Potter Puppet Pals for Harry Potter)
16. Twilight doesn't have a theme park
17. The movies are bad
18. She (author) copied Harry Potter
19. The characters are ugly
                                                                   20. They insult proper cars
                                                                   21. Twitards - Twilight Retards who are incompetent 


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22. Do you want me to define incompetent for you Twitard?
23. Thats why we made this website
24. Cedric Diggorey (Harry Potter) turned into Edward Cullen!
25. Edward hehehe
26. She (author) dreams up her characters
27. Where the hail did the apple com from?!
28. Where the bloody hail did the chess come from?!
29. TWILIGHT, NEW MOON, ECLIPSE, BREAKING DAWN, AND MIDNIGHT SUN < He doesn't die during the day, does he!
30. They are written badly
31. J.K. Rowling is a better author  
Anything else to say
XOXO Twilight Haters! Harry Potter Lovers!